CELEBRITY PHOTO MANIAC

Last week, in an Israeli radio station promotion gone bad, model Orit Fox — who claims to have the largest breasts in the Middle East — was viciously bitten in one of her famous assets by the snake with which she was posing. The snake wasn’t poisonous, and Fox got away with only a tetanus shot. The snake, however, wasn’t so lucky. It turns out that Fox became the largest busted women in the Middle East through less-than-natural means, and the poor serpent who bit her has now died of silicone poisoning.