CELEBRITY PHOTO MANIAC

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) – Is there any universe where she is NOT the hottest Disney babe? She shakes, she shimmies, she sings. Con: May possibly be TOO much woman for one guy to handle… Jane (Tarzan) – Ok, I’ll admit I haven’t seen a Disney movie since Aladdin. But Jane just screams hotness. Gotta love the tie and white gloves. Prim and proper. Cons: Um, can you say waistline? Pocahontas – Umm…you know this is an *official* Disney wallpaper? Maybe not historically accurate, but never before has buckskin looked so good. Obviously John Smith had more than colonizing on his mind. Jasmine – Beautiful locks, rock-hard abs and she’s crazy rich? Cons: Maybe her nose is a little big… Cinderella – Classic beauty. She cooks, she cleans, she sews. Cons: The in-laws. I hear her mother is a b-tch. Mulan – Good skin, lustrous black hair AND the voice of Lea Salonga? I’m in heaven. Cons: If she gets mad at you, look out, I hear she’s pretty good w...