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Demi Moore Covers Harper's Bazaar February 2012

Photo Credit: Cedric Buchet for Harper's Bazaar

*EXCLUSIVE* Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps, recipient of the Best Male Athlete poses with actress Demi Moore backstage during the 2009 ESPY Awards held at Nokia Theatre LA Live in Los Angeles, California. The 17th annual ESPYs will air on ESPN.

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Demi Moore Makes the Bahamas Hotter

Demi Moore and douche-tool Ashton Kutcher are vacationing in the Bahamas and it just makes me realize what a douche-tool Ashton Kutcher is. Not for any reason, really, just that he's with her and I'm not. Of course, she is 46, so while she looks fantastic, I bet you she's actually three steps away from the grave. Her liver is failing, she's actually wearing a wig and every night before sleeping, she takes out her set of false teeth. Still, I bet you she's crazy wild in bed... just not at 7 p.m. That's when Jeopardy is on, and like my grandmother, she never misses an episode of Jeopardy.